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First off, I'm on the back cover Green Day's live album, Bullet in a Bible. ^_^ Don't you just fucking hate me?!!?!

PROOF.

Right now, I'm in Derby at uni doing a BA in film & television studies. Which isn't a brain-dead course as many people like to think just to demean us (the ones with the brains) to make themselves feel big. It requires a lot of technical know-how, directorial/use of mise-en-scene/editorial theories and you need smarts for most of the stuff we have to tackle. Derby's not a bad place. Not much of a nightlife, but if you want to get pissed, you can easily overlook the Chav based social hangouts. Walkabout and BlueNote are OK and OK only. I avoid places like Desperate & Easy like the plague.

Home is in Norfolk. Mostly filled with "simpoltons", who are friendly enough but not much from an intellectual standpoint. Still I have my friends there and although we're all not as close as we used to be, we've grown and become interested in different things. As a place to grow up, you don't appreciate it as a kid and are always quick to dismiss it as boring with nothing to do, but where else can you live and be 10 minutes from the beach, 10 minutes from major rivers and lakes and 20 minutes from the city?

As for me? I'm a really hyperactive type of person and often have to be told to sit down and shut up. I guess my small stature and history of being bullied has rendered me amusing and/or entertaining. However, years of bad shit happening to me and an extremely clumsy way with things have left me vulnerable and susceptible to serious injury. Which in turn, has made me VERY cynical. But it adds to my charm. I'm into piercings (I've got 14 of the blighters) but no tattoos. Yet. My hair has been every colour under the sun and changes frequently. It's good to experiment. I have several other bad habits apart from injuring myself (just the other night I hit myself in the nose and gave myself a nose bleed). I also crack my neck and my knuckles, I chip my front teeth regularly and I can't stop being sarcastic or stop myself swearing. I've tried! My life revolves around four main things. Mostly; FILMS - are currently my life, MUSIC - more of a religion than any REAL religion is, ART - an expression of myself, I like to draw naughty things and BOOKS - are more than a good doorstop. Yes, I read. One of very few people that still do. So I think it's safe to assume, I'm a fairly creative person. I like to draw attention to myself in public and crowded places, don't ask me why. So in conclusion, I AM a legend in my spare time. There's no debating it, because you will lose. So there. Ner.

Ferrero Rocher pyramids of thanks to my friends (real and imaginary) for free tickets to gigs, travel to and from said events and a place to crash after and for decades of alcohol, laughs, pizzas and pharmaceuticals.

For final thoughts, I will leave you with some of my favourites.

"From now on, I will not consult the careers advisor when considering world domination."

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people and monkeys do too. If they have a gun."

"I speak Esperanto like a native." - Spike Milligan

P.S. to Publichairs, I love YOU long time $10.

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